Why is it so nice to be a dog?
 

• Nobody expects you to take a bath every day.
  
• If something itches you simply scratch yourself.
  
• Nobody realises your hair to grow in the most incredible places of the body.
  
• You can enjoy yourself for hours with just one bone.
  
• You can lie around all day without having to fear to be thrown out.
  
• You don't get trouble when lying with your head on a foreigner's lap.
  
• You are always pleased to see the same people again.
  
• You don't know what it is like to eat bad food.
  
• You get delicious food served every day.
  
• You will get everything, if you only look trustfully enough. 
  

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