1.

Take a new film out of a box and load your camera.

2.

Take the film box out of your whelp's mouth and throw it in the waste bin.

3.

Take your pup out of the trash can and brush the coffee grounds off its snout. 

4.

Choose an apt background for the photo.

5.

Install the camera and get it ready for photographing.

6.

Look for your whelp and take the dirty sock out of its mouth. 

7.

Take the pup to the prepared place and go to the camera. 

8.

Forget this place and creep after your whelp on all fours.

9.

Adjust the camera with one of your hands and lure your whelp with a titbit.

10.

Fetch a tissue and clean the nose print off the lens. 

11.

Take the flashcube out of your pup's mouth and throw it away (the 
flashcube).

12.

Lock the cat out and treat the scratch on the snout with a little gel.

13.

Put the ashtray and the magazines back on the couch table.

14.

Try to get your pup look interested by placing a squeaking dolly above your head.

15.

Put your glasses in the right place again and fetch the camera from under the sofa.

16.

Jump up in time and grasp the whelp at its neck saying: No - you can do that outside!

17.

Call your husband or wife to help you tidy up the room. 

18.

Mix yourself a double Martini.

19.

Take a seat in a comfortable armchair and intend to practise "sit-place" with your whelp early the following morning.